VIENNA COFFEE COUQUE D'ASSE is a DIY kit inspired by the Vienna Coffee Couque D'Asse Cookies (we don't know what the name even means) which are two thin and rich butter langue de chat cookies with a thin layer of coffee cream sandwiched in the middle with a chocolate drizzle on top from Crown. Scented milky coffee and butter cookies - one of our favourite scent blends! Comes with 7 oz base + 1 oz sauce and two clay cookies.
WE DO NOT OWN OR ARE AFFILIATE WITH CROWN OR ANY OF ITS ASSOCIATES, SUBSIDIARIES, ETC. THIS IS A PARODY SLIME.
texture : fluffy; creamy
type: DIY kit - creamy butter fluff
level of difficulty: beginner
scent : butter cookie and milky coffee
other notes: -
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