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Smorgasborgasm ★
Smorgasborgasm ★

Smorgasborgasm ★

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Smörgåsborgasm is named after the Scandinavian "smörgåsbord" which is known to be buffet-style meal. This slime is a thick clear floam with a "buffet" of different naughty glitters - sperms, dicks, boobs, and c*nts!

Scented like a shea lotion. It's a pleasant scent, not too strong.

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