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Collection: ADULT THEMED

By purchasing these slimes you must be at least 18 years old or have the consent of an adult parent or guardian. We are not responsible for minors parents getting angry over these slimes. 

Some of these slimes may have references to nudity or sex acts. Again, by purchasing these slimes you provide implicit consent that you are over 18+. Furthermore, drug-themed slimes contain NO DRUGS and cannot get you high. The fragrance oils used for these slimes are SYNTHETIC, meaning they are made artificially.

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PONDERING MY ORBS
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SMORGASBORGASM
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LORENA BOBBITT V2
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B-E-A-D-S-M
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$8.25
LOVE JUICE
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SATIVA MAGNIFICA
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$13.75